We are by no means alluding to you being an Old Man, it’s just a phrase, really. And it IS Winter. Have you been outside lately! WOW! SO you need to layer up and break out the puffer coat and the gloves and the beanies. Don’t forget to cover those peepers with these Dita Condor Frames so you don’t have tears streaming down your face from the cold.
People will stare, trust us.